namaste bienvenue

You gotta choke her in a romantic way.

Tagged: #quote #elizabeth taylor

little-ginger-miss:

thecutestofthecute:
When the bae is sleepy but agrees to hold your hand
IM CRYING THIS IS TOO ADORABLE

jthfpf:

What hour do you call this, Jessica.

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yin-yangs:

thecommonchick:
the only glo up that matters
@brujaz

lightspeedsound:

sextronautt:
how can lawyers argue without crying
I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

hammandbuble:
mcrvels:
#GOD I WANT TO CRUSH SOMEONES SKULL WITH MY BARE HANDS
#THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO DRIVE 500KM STRAIGHT INTO VALHALLA
#I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN #I TEAR DOWN THE GATES OF VALHALLA #LESS FLAME MORE REVERB

whenblackwasinvogue:

aesfetic:
When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.